Australian Simpsons themed doom rock overlords Dr. Colossus have issued an ominous 'stay at home' warning in the video for So Long Stinktown.
The epic video features the members of Dr. Colossus engaging in some full-on Stonecutters worship, performing several ritualistic practices as they deliver some monstrous doomy riffs.
It's not all cromulent party times though, the video is a warning for those looking to partake in the nightlife with the band, admist this current hellscape.
The clip is a warning. If you want to hang with the band, there are a series of specific rituals you must first go through, initiations. These are all entirely secret, however the most excruciating of these is to be forced to sit and watch Dr. Colossus play a live set in its ENTIRETY. You never know where you may have to see us playing – so the safest bet for everyone is for you to all just stay home.
Having successfully completed cancelling their entire national tour for the album I’m a Stupid Moron With an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and my Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt a few times over, Dr. Colossus are sure to announce more gig cancellations in the coming weeks.
Watch the video for So Long Stinktown below.
I’m a Stupid Moron With an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and my Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt is out now on vinyl via Death Mountain.
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